Est. — A House of Modern Craft
Hand finished sofas, beds and statement pieces sourced and made for homes that live a little louder than they speak.
— The Collection
Filter by room, find your favourite, then reach the seller directly — no carts, no checkout, just a conversation.
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— Why Mr. Nobody
We don't sell furniture by the truckload. Every piece is selected, inspected, and delivered by people who actually care what it looks like in your living room.
Each frame is sanded, oiled and inspected by hand before it leaves the atelier.
No middlemen, no showroom markup. Talk to the seller, get the real price.
We unwrap, assemble and place and take the packaging with us.
Reupholstery, re-oiling, room re-plans. We answer the phone for years.
— Our Story
Mr. Nobody started in a small workshop where one rule mattered: if it isn't beautiful from every angle, it doesn't leave the door. A decade later, that rule still holds.
We collaborate with a handful of independent makers across walnut country and bring their pieces sofas, beds, tables, cabinetry straight to the people who'll actually live with them. No catalogues, no faceless brand. Just craft, and a phone number that rings.
— Kind Words
"Our Aurora sofa changed the room before we'd even unwrapped it. The team called us on a Sunday to confirm fabric."
"Honest pricing, honest people. The walnut dining table is the centrepiece of our home now."
"I messaged on WhatsApp at midnight. They replied within minutes and the bed arrived perfect."
Skip the cart. Talk to the seller directly and we'll handle the rest.
— Contact
WhatsApp is fastest. We answer calls all calls and reply to messages in under an hour.